It is the first day of university

Joana Ceddia
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THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
3.
4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
Instagram: instagram.com/ewww_its_jo...
Twitter: twitter.com/tweet_joana
Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
With love,
Jenny Cravitz

КОМЕНТАРІ

  1. Mia Harp
    Mia Harp
    10 годин тому

    meanwhile, I just started high school......

  2. Wønder
    Wønder
    10 годин тому

    When you realize Joana has the same pencil box as you

  3. BTNLOCO
    BTNLOCO
    10 годин тому

    Why does your dad seem pissed all the time

  4. Dana Neveu
    Dana Neveu
    13 годин тому

    Shutterstock

  5. theresamariee
    theresamariee
    14 годин тому

    i'm just happy i understand tennis and joana doesn't hehe

  6. Bratu Horia
    Bratu Horia
    16 годин тому

    Maybe nancy from 3rd grade stole your sanity

  7. Ashleigh Scanlon
    Ashleigh Scanlon
    17 годин тому

    I'm not the only one who reads Percy Jackson now

  8. Ryan Herd
    Ryan Herd
    18 годин тому

    I followed when you made the accurate comment about peoples reaction to studying physics. I'm in my fourth year of physics and people still react that same way 😂

  9. Ali the potato
    Ali the potato
    18 годин тому

    Lol I thought you were like 14-15 years old 😂

  10. Raisa Ryuna
    Raisa Ryuna
    19 годин тому

    What happened to your room joana

  11. SophieWhiskers
    SophieWhiskers
    19 годин тому

    Also a physics major and my name is Samantha!

  12. Nany V
    Nany V
    19 годин тому

    Omg Joana reads pjo!!!!

  13. Clarie Crystal
    Clarie Crystal
    20 годин тому

    i read percy jackson when i was 10 and i am still IN LOVE with it I RECOMMEND THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS OR ANYTHING BY CASSANDRA CLARE

  14. Creamii Subliminals
    Creamii Subliminals
    20 годин тому

    Seniors: *n o o b*

  15. Disconext
    Disconext
    21 годину тому

    I’m still waiting for my Undergrad 2.0.

  16. Anita K
    Anita K
    22 години тому

    4:49 So we're not gonna talk about this? Ok.

  17. I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy
    I want to stan 897 more groups but I am too lazy
    22 години тому

    Joana: YELLOW IS DISGUSTING NO ONE SHOULD WEAR YELLOW also Joana: *is wearing a yellow shirt in her profile picture*

  18. Jesse Ortega
    Jesse Ortega
    День тому

    Joanna: and then my calculus teach spent 10 minutes telling us why socialism is bad Me drunk af at 3 am after the club and a bowl of chili in bed with just socks: *snap snap snap*

  19. HowdyGents
    HowdyGents
    День тому

    Have you heard about the tunnels under your school? 🍴

  20. Crispy Chicken
    Crispy Chicken
    День тому

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE SHE GOT HER SHOES OR THE NAME OF THEM

  21. DAVE? Official Fanpage
    DAVE? Official Fanpage
    День тому

    God dammit Samantha

  22. Matthew Barnette
    Matthew Barnette
    День тому

    "I left my sanity back in, like, the 3rd grade." 'Well sanity is for the weak' has been my motto since like 4th grade, so that just means you're not weak.

  23. Alex Stansbury
    Alex Stansbury
    День тому

    She's a modern day Velma

  24. ketsia
    ketsia
    День тому

    Does anyone know where the lil mic is from ?

  25. Tessa Byers
    Tessa Byers
    День тому

    My first day of school was on August 15th😂

  26. Blake Johnson
    Blake Johnson
    День тому

    Oh boi, this attitude will change in the last year of your course :D Love your personality though

  27. The Magnificent WICKED
    The Magnificent WICKED
    День тому

    Joana in the description: Yellow is DISGUSTING. Joana in profile picture: *wears* *yellow*

  28. John Smith
    John Smith
    День тому

    Physics ??? YEHHHHHHH.... Rocket science is just behind a corner...

  29. Kpop Ruined My lifeu
    Kpop Ruined My lifeu
    День тому

    I just realized holly shit you are tall!

  30. ThatAwkward Vampire
    ThatAwkward Vampire
    День тому

    Is.. is she just.. eating a mushroom straight?

  31. Steve McQueen
    Steve McQueen
    День тому

    YOU R READING PERCY JACKSON FUCK YES THE BEST BOOKS EVER

  32. Eren Datass
    Eren Datass
    День тому

    peter pan screams, be careful u guys

  33. Lizzy Grant
    Lizzy Grant
    День тому

    *_ARITZIA should make Jenedict Cucumberbatch their Ambassador ya know._*

  34. Theresa Carmen
    Theresa Carmen
    День тому

    Looks like you're off to a fabulous start. I'm afraid your schedule sounds like a nightmare to me. I was an art student and hated anything that didn't include surface to color on and things to color with. Still that way.

  35. Ana Taylor
    Ana Taylor
    День тому

    One like equals one pray that joana never has any scandals and stays one of the most wholesome UA-centerrs on the platform

  36. Boy Wonder
    Boy Wonder
    День тому

    She need me

  37. Isaac Hunter
    Isaac Hunter
    День тому

    @11:58 - "To begin with, you're going to burn some meat. It really brings out the flavor of animals suffering." Hilarious!

  38. Doh a Deer
    Doh a Deer
    День тому

    4:20 - T-1000 looking for John Connor.

  39. SlowMoJoe9
    SlowMoJoe9
    День тому

    C A L M Y O U R M E A T L E S S T I T T Y S

  40. netko tko bi volio pretplatnike
    netko tko bi volio pretplatnike
    День тому

    To her early is 8.50 am and my school starts at 7.45 am🤔🤔

  41. Abu Asliha
    Abu Asliha
    День тому

    0:38 thought she was holding a candle

  42. Tara Jones
    Tara Jones
    2 дні тому

    I’m moving in to uni tomorrow. Wait hang on IM MOVING IN TO UNI TOMORROW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaA.

  43. Allegra Tigani
    Allegra Tigani
    2 дні тому

    What is she studying

  44. Jonas Grumby
    Jonas Grumby
    2 дні тому

    Idiotic. Jesus Christ.

  45. Dominic Durant
    Dominic Durant
    2 дні тому

    I keep getting mental health related ads for this channel loll

  46. adri katzin
    adri katzin
    2 дні тому

    yew! I'm majoring in physics to and totally relate to people's reactions! goodluck sista

  47. Jose Carlos
    Jose Carlos
    2 дні тому

    Back to school shmooping? América explica

  48. Falling Beauty
    Falling Beauty
    2 дні тому

    Mom is turning into grandma

  49. Rattler
    Rattler
    2 дні тому

    OH MY GOODNESS YOU ARE ADORABLE. How did I end up here

  50. *Call Me PB please*
    *Call Me PB please*
    2 дні тому

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  51. Nicole G
    Nicole G
    2 дні тому

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  52. lazyeye x
    lazyeye x
    2 дні тому

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  53. Diana Cruz
    Diana Cruz
    2 дні тому

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  54. gillian stingley
    gillian stingley
    2 дні тому

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  55. Andrea Araniva
    Andrea Araniva
    2 дні тому

    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  56. Smooth
    Smooth
    2 дні тому

    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  57. cry bxby
    cry bxby
    2 дні тому

    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle* Me:*shows my friends* Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  58. Ko_Toriii
    Ko_Toriii
    2 дні тому

    *STAPPLES*

  59. sissyunicorn gal24
    sissyunicorn gal24
    2 дні тому

    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me," -John Cena

  60. sudhanshu sharma
    sudhanshu sharma
    2 дні тому

    Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections